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 |  Subject: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away  Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:49 pm | |
| THIS is CNN: Chuck Norris News. Not really, I just wanted to say that. Here I will post 5 great Chuck Norris Jokes a day. So come here to laugh.
- Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
- Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it
- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
- When Chuck Norris breaks the law, it doesn't heal
- When Chuck Norris falls in the water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chucknorrissed.
Come back every day for a new instalment!
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| | Subject: Re: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:52 pm | |
| lmao chuck norris is old now and he is no longer as wealthy as he use to be
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| | Subject: Re: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:36 pm | |
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- At night, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on, not because he is scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of him.
- Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
- Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants
- Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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| | Subject: Re: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:07 am | |
| | lol, very funny, my friend has a shirt that says "Chuck Norris doesn't need a weapon, he is one!" |
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| | Subject: Re: A Chuck a day keeps the boredom away Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:05 pm | |
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- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Chuck Norris does not get frost bite, Chuck Norris bites frost.
- There is no "Ctrl" button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Chuck Norris is currently suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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